Moving into the dorms on Wednesday. I'm getting the distinct impression I'm forgetting something relatively important, but I always do when I pack. Gods, do I hate packing. Probably that I can't find my knee brace. Whoops ( Read more... )

Last Legion is officially the most epic of failures I have ever seen encapsulated into a mere 110 minutes of time. Previously, I was under the false assumption that true, glorious fail would take at least six hours to journey through its multi-layered horrendousness, but today I was proven wrong ( Read more... )

So I saved $9,000 in two hours in a process unrelated to car insurance ( Read more... )

I'll let this speak for itself.


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I just love it when the orthodontist messes up and subsequently I accidentally tear off a portion of my gums ( Read more... )

So today the parents upgraded my cell phone. I went from a Virgin Mobile pay as you go phone that is, literally, about five years old. Small screen, black and white, huge pixels/low resolution. Now I have a Katana II, yet the only things I care about are the nifty ringtones it comes with (not buying any other ones 'cause like HELL I'm paying $2. ( Read more... )

You know four hours of sleep feels dizzier than I remembered ( Read more... )

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From a kid's English paper, apparently. "Old Rosa Parks. She's one of the women that you can't get to do anything."

Failed my AP Spanish test.

Failed.

...Fuck.