✈ 04 Episode's title: Enlighten me

[nodignityever]

The Armor Pack works pretty nice. So I went by myself and fought the SF Cosmo Gang, and there was this ninja and a talking sheep. The sheep seemed poetic?

So, what other whacko gangs and enemies are out there that the GDF fights?

Comments

[klan_klan_klan]

I heard something about demons stealing a cake once.

[nodignityever]

Say what?

[klan_klan_klan]

How should I know? Nobody wants to talk about it beyond that.

[nodignityever]

That weird, huh?

[toocooltodie]

Do I need to schedule a drug test?

[nodignityever]

What are you trying to say?!?!

[toocooltodie]

I'm not even sure, I'm still trying to figure out the poetic sheep.

[nodignityever]

Look I saw it okay?!

More like "dakka princess"

[wetnoodleguy]

Don't forget the antlion guy!

Re: More like "dakka princess"

[nodignityever]

Oh, that guy?

[wetnoodleguy]

Yeah, the guy who really needed to read a biology book. And you know what's the worst part? That wasn't even nowhere near the craziest mission GDF participated in. But don't worry, once you get kidnapped by a crazy person who's a man on one side and a woman on the other, you start to get used to the weirdness.

[nodignityever]

I have a feeling this is the norm.

[gattai_dood]

Next time we have a spotlight mission, you should come, dood. <3

You humans freak out over the silliest and most mundane things, dood. I mean, every good demon worth its weight in levels can cleave battlefields in two with a toy dagger, dood. <3

Jus' sayin. <3

[nodignityever]

...w-wha?!?!

[gattai_dood]

We should have a dimensional gateway somewhere on base, if you're really so curious, dood! The strongest demons are easilly 100x stronger than any human here could hope to become. And of course, there's plenty of monsters to level up on, dood~! <3

[nodignityever]

Level up? What are you talking about?

And what the hell are you?!