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[nodinsum]

My mom found a dead squirrel in the garage. It had no bones and looked like a pile of mud. We scraped it into a hefty bag. She looked like she was gonna hurl. I chased her around with the bag and hit her in the legs with it. She chased me and we laughed hard. Happy birthday Ma.

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he who gags on toothpaste

[thedillemmaemma]

You throw up your entire dinner at the site of a moldy pepper but if it's a rotting carcass of a rodent you're scraping it off the garage floor

Hey! Hey wait a minute

[nodinsum]

That pepper was smeared everywhere in the kitchen and it got all over my hands. And you pushed me to it with the sounds of your dry heaves!