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[noexitgirl]

My parents are coming tomorrow. Actually tonight, but since they're getting really late, I don't have to see them until tomorrow

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[olinkakal]

Baby, it is your parents that are coming, not Satan himself.. And I know sometimes you think its the same thing, but trust me, it isnt. As for killing yourself on Monday morning, I would think twice if I were you. First, because unlike some past acquaintances of yours, suicides do not turn me on, second our carpet is very hard to clean, and third your parents would hold be liable for your death and make my life a living hell (ok.. ok... the main reason is because I love you and you cannot leave me behind.. you made a promise.. "till death do us apart" and expediting your death won't relieve you from your liability in this marriage, so don't even try!).
It will all be fine. They will make fun of my accent, I will make fun of theirs, we will leave the restaurant without paying, and then we ll go home, cuddle and forget all about it.

[perkyfreak29]

Good luck and I'll say a lil prayer that they don't swallow you two up whole.

[saxyash]

Good luck. My thoughts and prayers will be with you and your wife.