My wagon, let me band you it
Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1) - nofishinmypond - The guy who blew up Ra
- Has killed or defeated several other gods, too.
- And mocked them.
- And corrected their grammar.
- Is now a general, and in charge of America's defense of the planet against alien invasions. This should scare you.
- Is on leave right now, and relaxing on Fandom Island. Spends his days drinking beer and fishing.
- Has bought a boat for the occasion and named it the Homer, just like he did in that one alternate universe. You can charter the boat, if you want.
- Has a weetiny clone (asgardcreated) running around.
Agnes Nitt (Discworld) - finding_x_nitt - The witch who sings
- Can do nifty tricks like throw her voice and sing in harmony with herself.
- Came to Fandom High to get away from an older jommetry.
- Is overweight, and a champion blusher.
- Has a much bitchier voice in the back of her head that she sometimes argues with.
- Comes from a very practical school of witchcraft, where using actual magic is a last resort.
Max (Sam & Max) - maxnotsam - The cute fluffy white bunny violently psychopathic child-like lagomorph
- Is one half of the Freelance Police in town.
- Is cute, fluffy, and white, and full of child-like wonder.
- Has a mouth full of sharp, pointy teeth and a disposition to match.
- Likes to shoot things with his gun.
- Would do anything for samnotmax -- even kill somebody. Would also kill somebody for some nachos.
- Is currently President of the United States. No, really.
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - sarcasm_guy - The Master of AWESOME (Boo-yah!)
- Is a master with a boomerang.
- Is a master of the art of sarcasm.
- Is a master of... eating... meat. Or, at least, if someone COULD be a master at it, he would.
- That's pretty much it, those three right there. That's his thing.
- Is an alumnus, and is currently living out Season 3 of his canon.
- Is in a long-distance relationship with cantjossme.
- Is AWESOME.