Voice Mail

[nohaircutsplz]

"Am I using this thing correctly? Never mind, I don't care. You have reached Medusalith Amaquelin. I am not available at present. Please leave your message and contact information after the 'beep,' and I will contact you when I am able to do so."

BEEP.

Comments

[onapalebicycle]

(from here!)

"You self-absorbed freak! How the fuck do you think I was even remotely hitting on you!? I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off and you choke on it and die!"