Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200

[nohopefortrevor]

Well it's been a pritty eventfull weekend here in new york city...Chris and I came in at about 9 30 on friday night and proceded in to colts neck New Jersey...Beautiful town, and chris lives in a fucking mansion it's gorgious...Jersey is really under rated and i could really see my self retiring there later in the future when i have a lot of money

Comments

* Jules *

[anonymous]

Im glad you are okai and you didnt get butt raped. :-D

Re: * Jules *

[nohopefortrevor]

ya me too...

[chilenocl]

well the one thing you should have fuckin learned
is that cell is spelled with a c, moron
and cell phone as well, idiot
and the jail doesn't sell anything. i think u mean "jail cell" not sells...

i'm glad you're ok, motherfucker, i have a right to be a dick this time u had me worried all day
much love,
nick

[anonymous]

yo bitch, this is chris and i have never used live journal before but i guess this calls fo a special occasion. its not like i feel bad for you or anything. i am proud of you because now u have some lyrics to write about. you can talk about jail. "Life is Jail is Life" mwah i love you dude. anyways that is some weird shit that you got arrested 5 min after we left virgin. that is some crazy emo shit. thank god ur ok. couldnt help but think u were goin to be in the cell with the straight jacket guy. anyways u getting arrested was fuckin bullshit. fuck that cop. at least u had ur sell phone and lived in a sell for 24 hours and had some grape cool-aid. u gotta stay in jersey longer and ill get u some ass from a jersey chick. peace bitch.

[chilenocl]

that is the funniest shit ever
specially the life is jail is part

[whatwouldjavido]

I heard he had to make out with some black guy, he almost had to bend over, but he got out in time.

That's what I hear.
I think you should tell your friends, just to confirm.

[whatwouldjavido]

I heard he had to make out with some black guy, he almost had to bend over, but he got out in time.

That's what I hear.
I think you should tell your friends, just to confirm.

Suke

[anonymous]

Yo bitch, you got the shit fucked up out of you. Good thing you brought that soap on the rope. It's good to hear that your alright though, I almost didn't not thinked that I wouldn't have no one to not always mooch my food and money. Now wouldn't that suck?

Re: Suke

[chilenocl]

hahahahahahaha

reardon

[anonymous]

im almost not uncertain that i could assumedly think that in the beginning of the end of your leaving visit that every man who goes in must come out through new, you cosmopolitan motha fucka. make sure that u do forget to keep dirty and not smell like shit in the not front but yes the anal unpassaged passage. don't not keep your dreams from unallowing^-1 them to aspire. you never not think to somebody not beside yourself that you always come everything before last. if not figured this passage not unwritten by not suke but nicks roomate chris then no bad applause but let me hold my gripps to not clap for your unknowing intellectuality.