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[noimpossiblejob]

Alright. Who the hell ever thought it would be funny to drop me off in some post-apocalyptic nightmare without a weapon? 'Cause I ain't laughin'. I'm also feelin' pretty damned pissed at the moment so you might wanna speak up quick. Barrin' that, maybe coughing up a weapon or two would be nice. Might even make me decide to play nice a bit

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[loz_wolf]

well, I'm laughing.

[noimpossiblejob]

Good for you.

[loz_wolf]

you all by yourself?

[noimpossiblejob]

Does it matter?

[flap_flap_flap]

Coughing up a weapon would be quite painful.

[noimpossiblejob]

Ha. Ha.

[flap_flap_flap]

I should become a comedian.

[noimpossiblejob]

Yeah, you'd slay 'em, yo.

[hellgun]

Welcome back.

[noimpossiblejob]

...Back.

[hellgun]

...I'm going out on a limb here and saying you don't remember being here. Right?

[noimpossiblejob]

Pretty sure I'd remember bein' in a hellhole like this before, an' I don't.

[pie_ex_machina]

Man, I have been asking the SAME DAMN THING ever since I got dropped into this shithole. Who's got all the weapons and why the hell ain't you sharin?
dude, this place blows.

[noimpossiblejob]

How long ago you get here?

[pie_ex_machina]

bout 3 fricken days. it seems like longer, tho. i am damn near naked without my guns and it has been hard as hell trying to find much of anything that'll do any damage unless i pitch it.
some pirate chick gave me a pigsticker when i got here, but that's about all i've been able to scrounge. lame.

[noimpossiblejob]

Know that feelin' all too damned well. 'Sjust not the same without a weapon at hand.

[gunblade_dance]

Why are you here?

[noimpossiblejob]

You got a problem with me bein' here?

[gunblade_dance]

No, not really. I could use a little target practice. Did you happen to bring your boss with you? We never did get to play with him properly.

[noimpossiblejob]

You'd honestly shoot an unarmed man?