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I applied at PetCo.
And they made me fill out a "survey" that took me an hour.
"What would you do if you would out that one of your co-workers was using illegal drugs?"
"Can you count to 10?"
"Agree or disagree: People lie to get ahead in their careers."
I REALLY want to work there.
Mikey is really sick.
He's dying.
1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 495,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though
you are right next to DC/Baltimore
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do
because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to UM, Towson, or
UMBC
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them Baltimore because it's
easier to explain
7. You have more than 3 recipes for Crab Cakes
8. You refer to your state as "Merlind"
9. It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car
in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap
someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already
overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Maryland fought for the south in the Civil
War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner" !!!!!!
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x those in the
teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to
see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds
speak English
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You pronounce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving
experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common
occurrence
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the
country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3-car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there
was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the
speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get
it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as
Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a
bad part of Baltimore (ex. Eastern Ave)
44. French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12
new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second
the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second
the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a
normal occurrence.
52. You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them
at the same marina in Annapolis
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3
new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one
that's 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a
stoplight.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and
usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying "Real
Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!"
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited
And they made me fill out a "survey" that took me an hour.
"What would you do if you would out that one of your co-workers was using illegal drugs?"
"Can you count to 10?"
"Agree or disagree: People lie to get ahead in their careers."
I REALLY want to work there.
Mikey is really sick.
He's dying.
1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 495,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though
you are right next to DC/Baltimore
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do
because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to UM, Towson, or
UMBC
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them Baltimore because it's
easier to explain
7. You have more than 3 recipes for Crab Cakes
8. You refer to your state as "Merlind"
9. It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car
in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap
someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already
overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Maryland fought for the south in the Civil
War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner" !!!!!!
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x those in the
teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to
see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds
speak English
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You pronounce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving
experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common
occurrence
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the
country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3-car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there
was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the
speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get
it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as
Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a
bad part of Baltimore (ex. Eastern Ave)
44. French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12
new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second
the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second
the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a
normal occurrence.
52. You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them
at the same marina in Annapolis
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3
new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one
that's 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a
stoplight.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and
usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying "Real
Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!"
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited