Oh I do get really horny when I'm drunk, but for whatever odd reason it seems to be the only area in my life where I'm able to exercise some will power.
It was awesome that you came. The rest of the night doesn't sound that pleasant, and I'm not sure how much of it you remember, but I can assure you that every time I saw you at the party you were having a great time.
I remember most of the night, but it got a bit hazy after that girl started making out with me (I'm not even sure how that started, but she told me later that she had planned to jump me, ha), but it was a fun time! She said we fell down a few times in the kitchen, which explains some bruises, but I'm still not sure who gave me that lipstick kiss on my cheek. By the time I was making friends with the toilet I was so gone I didn't even mind it. I think the only thing I'd change if I did it again would be to drink a tad less. Thanks for the invite!
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P.S. I hate wine.
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