Comments | noisybastard: Death to obnoxious, ugly girls in trucker hats.

noisybastard

Death to obnoxious, ugly girls in trucker hats.

Feb 18, 2005 16:04

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lilelffy February 19 2005, 00:34:44 UTC

How do you tell someone you're not interested in them like that when they haven't even brought up the matter but insist on holding your hand? Oh bother.

Oo, oo, I had this same problem in 8th grade.
Solution: Write a cute, honest, but gentle letter. Then brace yourself for all your friends to tell you what a bitch you are. It'll be fun, trust me.

PS: Buy toilet paper from Costco, and you'll never have to think about it ever again. Unless you guys shit a lot, then I don't know how to help you.

noisybastard February 19 2005, 00:42:35 UTC

Do mailbombs count? I'm too lazy for letters.

Pay for toilet paper? Shit no! (I slay myself) No, it's all about stealing toilet paper from campus restrooms. I just haven't felt the need to start doing that yet.

lilelffy February 19 2005, 00:45:42 UTC

dude, campus toilet paper is 1-ply.
You are better than that.

noisybastard February 19 2005, 00:49:09 UTC

yeah, it's terrible stuff. but hey, free.

kpuntang February 19 2005, 01:11:32 UTC

I'm glad I never fell for the trucker hat trend!

oh_happy_day February 19 2005, 01:54:47 UTC

Why did you give the not-so-black pea a pedestal?

noisybastard February 19 2005, 05:55:59 UTC

it's super-black! it's just covered in wasabi!

every freak deserves a pedestal!

spankmeraw February 19 2005, 05:45:48 UTC

ew. people hold hands?

noisybastard February 19 2005, 05:50:25 UTC

yeah! that's how the downward spiral starts!

spankmeraw February 19 2005, 05:51:36 UTC

Holding hands is so...perverse. That's like the lovey dovey stuff long term couples do.

asshole anonymous February 19 2005, 10:01:29 UTC

you my friend are an asshole, i don't even know you (thank god) but for the little time i've spent with you and the things i've read on this page, i can safely say that i am glad that i didn't get to know you, and that i'd rather step on your testicles than look at your face. i am sorry that a friend of mine ever considered liking you at all, and i hope that you rot in the firey hell-pit of hell for eternity for what you have done. why don't you just get over it and come out already.

I love you too :) noisybastard February 19 2005, 15:01:13 UTC

I like how it took me a good few minutes to figure out what this was in regards to. It's so true though, that if I don't happen to want a relationship with one particular girl at present moment then I must, of course, be gay. I dig your logic, Sherlock.

You're right about me being an asshole, but I don't see how it really applies to this situation.

Re: I love you too :) anonymous February 19 2005, 21:50:31 UTC

wow you're a lot denser than i thought you were. trust me, its not the end of the world if you aren't into my friend, but you don't have to be an asshole about it. i missed the part where it says that if you don't like someone you get to hold their hand and make out with them, and then write things about them on the internet that you are too cowardly to say to them in person. huh, maybe i don't get that newsletter, who knows.

Your subscription to Chris Weekly lapsed, remember? noisybastard February 24 2005, 05:16:13 UTC

I hardly see how I'm being an "asshole" by saying I don't like people I don't really know acting like I'm in a relationship with them. I never said I didn't like this girl, just that I don't like her more than a friend; all mentioned actions were initiated by her. You can call it cowardice if you like, but I simply lack social skills in every setting - this being no exception.

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