Chuck Norris

[nojnayr]

i posted this on a myspace bulletin and on several randomish people's facebooks...this needs to be read thoroughly* Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

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[electronicangel]

This sounds a lot like the Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Except, obviously with Chuck Norris.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/