You like deals? You like bargains? You want blandbrand name merchandise for LOW LOW PRICES?!

Well, then come down to Crazy Kevin's Item Emporium, where you can get the best deals for your money! Come! Buy! First 100 customers get a free Alien Gyroscopic Stabilizer Model #2!

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REMEMBER! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED

Let's see here. I successfully scammed someone and its' painfully obvious.

Holier than thou preaching in three... two... one...

Okay, I'm currently in another universe, with a talking rock, and an alien device that appears too valuable for me to hawk it.

Name's Kevin Levin. I don't suppose whoever brought me here was nice enough to bring my ride?

And Tennyson, if you're here? I'm blaming you for this.