I only have bad dreams, of late. I dreamt I had a large wristwatch. Then this morning, my neighbor, maryjane, gave me a large wristwatch.

So why'd you start a livejournal? Why do you still bother to use it? (it's a two part question, this will count as 20% of your final grade)

If you believe in karma, you're very naive.

I shut my fucking head in my car door today. My ear was all bleedy. My girlfriend brought me a pizza after work. She's way fucking cool.

You had me at hello!

you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won
you're just mad because i won

you're too vague
who am i and who are they?

or... am i the one who's too cryptic?

Oi so I had this dream where there was this family claiming they were praying for me. So they were like, walking ahead of me, lining my path with nerf footballs and shoes. The whole way they were claiming that it was a symbol of gods path that I was walking down ( Read more... )

so i was with my friends, i don't know who because i don't have any ( Read more... )

hey, double edged knife with no handle

You realize there are a lot of girls you were stupid to let go so easily. But I'll damned if I start acting like some love sick obsessive psyco.