i'm so punk rock that i'm listening to a mix cd of blink 182's chesire cat and nofx's latest never trust a hippie on my way to pick up my acoustic guitar

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I am so irish. Because last night i drank beer and ate a box of lucky charms.

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if chicks spent more time working with what they had instead of changing to try and get what they didn't, we'd have lots more attractive women with much better self esteem

did you hear the one about chuck norris?

turns out that nobody has cared about chuck norris in so long, that these fucking jokes AREN'T FUNNY.

i'm waiting for sam to update her livejournal.

dear exema. please stop making my skin burn so badly that i consider tearing my arm off.

not joking, it's an excrutiating pain that few of you can understand

if a bunch of the apostles were like, sinners, or bad people or whatever.

and jesus is supposed to come back to life.

and history repeats itself.

why are you suckers practicing religion when you could sin and win the god loterry and be a jesus side kick?

Sometimes I'm playing with my cat and my mom will say 'be careful, he has tiny bones'.