A Pontification on CS majors:

Dudes are ugly.

In the spirit of the approaching elections, I give you George Washington's farewell address, transcribed into modern English by Randall Munroe of XKCD:

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Coworker: "Have you ever seen that?"
Me: "What?"
Coworker: "That episode of Dragonball Z where..."
Me: "No."
"Goku is lying on the ground and..."
"No."
"Vegeta is like 'What's wrong?'"
"No."
"And Goku is...imagine this is a cup..."
"No."
"And he's like "HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!"
"*sigh* I'm going to stab you now."

So I'm reading various articles on apocryphal books that were never made canonical New Testament books of the Bible when I got to the Infancy Gospel of James. The article had a passage that gave me a particularly amusing thought:

The Gospel of James is one of several surviving Infancy Gospels that give an idea of the miracle literature that was ( Read more... )

My girlfriend steals from churches.

Also, happy new year.

There's no scientific basis for this. No real rationale. It's just something I was thinking of last night ( Read more... )

Hey guys, guess what!


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The IGNers already know this part. They are exempt from reading it.

So, I regularly post on a couple of message boards. Earlier today I walked into a thread that had a poll similar to this:

Poll Example!Naturally, some genius chimed in with "Well, if it's genetic then we should look for a cure ( Read more... )

I'm trying to blow up pinkhair3dfr3ak's head with my mind.

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