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[noldorinprince]

*gets to work on baby-proofing the house*

1.Builds gates for the stairways.
2.Spends several hours removing all items from all low tables including lamps.
3.Would cap all the outlets, but those are uncanonical, so we probably don't have any.
4.Sweeps and washes the floors thoroughly.
5.Is very glad not to have a kitty-litter box.

*collapses in

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[maitimo]

*comes in quietly, having put Ariel to bed*

*hands you a glass of vodka*

[noldorinprince]

Eru bless you, Dude.

[maitimo]

Just call me your knight in shining armour.

*collapses alongside you*

[noldorinprince]

I can't believe I thought it would get easier as she got older.

*drinks deeply*