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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
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A Touching Story
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large ( Read more... ) -
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BOOYAH!!!
The Florida Gators obliterated the Ohio State Buckeyes to win the BCS Championship Game. "Upset" doesn't quite measure up in describing the No. 2 Gators' victory over the undefeated No. 1 Buckeyes. In winning the title game Monday night in Glendale, Arizona, the Gators became the first Division I school to hold football and basketball ( Read more... ) -
I almost forgot...
by the way anyone who said that Michigan should be playing Ohio for the National Championship...GO FUCK YOURSELF :) -
Maybe that isn't all
I just checked my email and found something hilarious. Keep in mind I haven't been subscribed to World of Warcraft for over a year ( Read more... )
