Urban Wildlife

[nolley]

Bollocks! Looked of my window this morning & espied a large pile of earth surrounded by feathers. 'Bugger, those squirrels are getting big.' I thought. So I examined it a bit more & found a bloody fox has taken up residence under the huge tree in my garden. What do I do now, get a spade & did it out or load up my rifle and blow it's bloody head off

Comments

[purpletigron]

You're bigger and meaner than the fox ... good call :-)

[darth_tigger]

I'd love it if a fox took up residence in my garden.

[tamaranth]

you being all Territorial is not an image I needed right now ...
If foxes hate the smell of human urine that much, they wouldn't take up residence in the Tesco's carpark opposite me (or, to be more precise, in the Met vehicle pound): for it reeks of piss.

[drpete]

Urban Foxhunt!
Off road motorbikes driven through back gardens to give chase. Once the fox is utterly knackered, we'll give it a lift back to your garden, let it recover for a week or so, then do it again!

Everybody wins! The fox gets fit, we have a right laugh, and there's no expense on silly red jackets, hay, and dog food.