Grr.

[nolley]

I'm getting a bit fed up with the wildlife in my garden. Not only was the cat and a bloody great fox having a face-off in the garden this morning but as I was having lunch a cheeky squirrel (one of four lurking in my garden) came into the lounge via the french windows!
Where's the land-mines & the robo guns?

Comments

[fishlifter]

I've told you before that if you don't want the squirrels in your garden I'm very happy to have them in ours. All you have to do is get them to me. Alive and well, though.

[nolley]

Not pickled then? I've got a game cook book that has squirrel in it.

[cobrabay]

I believe you can buy airsoft claymore mines, they may be a suitable deterrent. Of course, then you have to pick up all the pellets.

[nolley]

I thought that airsoft pellets were biodegradeable? Actually I'm off to Bisley tomorrow as there's an arms fair on. I may buy a rifle if there's a good WWI Lee-Enfield for sale so a claymore may be on the cards as well.

[abigail_42]

Well, that serves you right for not being at work like the rest of us, doesn't it? ;P
"And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two while we're poisoning pigeons in the park, la, la, la, la, la, la."

[nolley]

... and the bastard squirrels are still burying their nuts in my lawn (ohh-err missis. Titter ye not).