Three Doomed Timelines

[nolongeralpha]

[Action; Everywhere]

[There is an orange crow with incredibly cool iShades flying around again... except he keeps stopping by houses, empty walls, and other conveniently open drawing surfaces and when he leaves, well...

There's a flash of light as sprite magic happens and suddenly something like this terrible shit is scrawled in glowing neon-

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[dreambubbly]

[The flashes of light have gotten Feferi's attention, and she frowns, stepping outside and waving her arms to get the bird's attention before it shits on decorates her house.]

Please don't do that over here. My father-lusus will get really mad, and you don't want to see him when he gets mad.

...and it might mess up some protective stuff I had set up in the house.

[nolongeralpha]

Nah man it's totally environmentally friendly though it might stain your dreams too.

Watch this, sha-zam

[The tree in your yard has now been painted with a orange kringelfucker.]

[dreambubbly]

Coddammit, Dave, I said not to do that! I'm being completely serious, so don't cuttleshit me here. This house? Condesce-free zone, thanks to a friend. If you mess that up, I will tell my friend about it. She has big lasers.

[nolongeralpha]

Hey, it's not gonna mess up any magical shit. [probably] It's completely cosmetic!

And I have a big laser too.

[pokeay]

[ he is staring in awe... he's eleven and has no standards when it comes to art, okay. ]

Wow, that's amazing...

[nolongeralpha]

You sir, have amazing tastes.

[Not only is the crow an artist, IT TALKS]

[pokeay]

[ he comes from the world of Pokémon, animals talking barely even registers on his weirdness radar. ]

Did you draw this...? How did you get it to glow like that?

[nolongeralpha]

[Well, they don't talk talk (unless you're mewtwo)]

It's magic woooOoooOOoooo~. Part of the territory when you're a ghost-bird-boy-sprite-game-construct.

[spiraldoll]

[[well, this is a little strange.]]

It is glowing...

[nolongeralpha]

That's how you know it's magical, natch.

[spiraldoll]

It is magical? [[well, now she just looks radiant with joy and wonder.]]

Wait. Did you make these? You can do magical things?

[nolongeralpha]

Magical like you would not believe. Caw caw, pew pew.

[This is Dave, totally firing a gratuitous orange laser off into the sky for no fucking reason at all. It sparkles and has little broken record symbols in it]

[foretastes]

[Terezi, overwhelmed by delight, trails after his scent, waving chalk madly.]

Dave! Dave! Wait, wait, we need to collaborate as artists!

[nolongeralpha]

Holy shit we will be unstoppable.

[foretastes]

Exactly! Where shall we attack first?

[nolongeralpha]

"Karkat" seems way too obvious. Though when it comes to artistic joy he could probably use a whole bucketful.

[imoutosnake]

E- ... eh? [ Nadeko just blinks at the drawings that just appeared on the wall of a nearby building. She's also heard of the crow before, but she hasn't spotted that one just yet, instead occupied with the drawings. ]

W-what's this..?

[nolongeralpha]

It's Art with a capital A. Normally you would have to import this off of the internets but today only I am offering a special direct-delivery deal, no charge extra.

[imoutosnake]

[ At that she's immediately distracted, looking away from the scribbles and instead around her. ]

W.. w-w-who said that..?

[nolongeralpha]

Caw caw. It was most definitely not the fucking conspicuous orange crow wearing shades. Why would you even think that?