ARCHAEOLOGY!

[nom_de_grr]

FOUND!

Cleaned out my car last night and found a still-shrinkwrapped pack of Djarum clove cigarettes. It's been two years since I've smoked. Since this is clearly a relic of great value, and no doubt still smokeable, I'm going to auction this off to the highest bidder.

Shall we start the bidding at, say, $5.00? You people have no appreciation

Comments

[mitejen]

Uh oh. Now that the Nazis know you have it you're in danger! Head to Shanghai to meet with Lao Che at once!

[nom_de_grr]

Are those glowing Jolly Ranchers?

[mitejen]

Oh wow, I hadn't even noticed those!

I think they're supposed to be the Shiva stones from the movie, but they look more like Magic Halls cough drops.

[nashiitashii]

Although the material culture of current 20-something American heterosexual males is fascinating, I am not likely to bid on a pack of stale cigarettes when I am neither a smoker nor a connoisseur of things found at the bottom of someone's car.

[nom_de_grr]

Suit yourself!