Breaking News: Terrorist Thwarted!

[nomadic_shadow]

Boston has saved us all! Saved us from the horrible fate of Lite-Brite!

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[b_englishman]

Praise Pelor, Mighty Sunfather, that we've been saved from the Mooninite overlords! Dark monsters from his mortal enemy, the moon!

I do feel sorry for the normal people in Boston, though. You know, the ones who were stuck in traffic and not afraid of neon signs.

"They look like neon signs, like the ones outside strip clubs that I'm sure Boston has." -John

[nomadic_shadow]

Yes, I would encourage any Bostonian reading this (who knows, it could happen) to keep in mind that while I have insulted Boston as a whole, I'm sure there are at least a few people in Boston who don't have an innate fear of tiny lights (bad childhood experiences with Lite-Brite? Did something horrible happen in that city once?). For the rest, you know who you are.

[death_love]

Does no one in Boston watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force? That's sad. They are really missing out. Poor, stupid Boston.