ficlet: Jack Harkness/Smurfette (as a domme, plus other Smurfs)

[nomanomynous]

Fandoms: Torchwood/the Smurfs
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community. Complete, utter crack.
Spoilers: Not really
Rating: R?
Wordcount: 100

"Whoa, wait, when I said you were a cute little thing and could have your way with me, this was not what I had in mind!"

Comments

[beesandbrews]

LOL!

[nomanomynous]

glad it made you laugh!

[wynkat1313]

there are no words for this one... *collapses in a puddle of giggles*

[nomanomynous]

but yes, there are words, or at least one: crack, crack, CRACK! (oh the shame of having so besmirched icons of my childhood....) glad to make you giggle though!

[darthhellokitty]

HA!!! And thanks for the visual references. XD

[nomanomynous]

You're welcome/glad it made you laugh! (Though I'm thinking Papa Smurf's outfit would probably still have been red, just maybe PVC with buckles and chains.) *off to scrub brain*