Hey kids, rock and roll
show them how your on the ball

....AND IT FUCKING ROCKED

FGJDGIKFGJPWHPFWHPAWXEME!

I mean come on he has a jacket like he is in the air force and looks like a cowboy and bombs shit, whats not to like? I mean back when SR. was in charge and in desert storm when we had the chance to take out sadam which we had put in power we just left them because we got the oil we needed at the time and let all those people who had a ( Read more... )

I was inspired of this thought by a trojan man commercial ( Read more... )

And it was grand for the few moments it lasted

fosters home for imaginary friends is one of the best new cartoons* to come out

clean new computer animation
clever jokes
good plots
not full of shit
trippy

Tune in on cartoon network and watch it and if you dont like it eat shit and die...in fact eat 20 shits and die 20 times

*i love cartoons like a little boy

i got my phone back it mysteriously re-appeared randomly the next day in the back crew room. how convienent after my mom goes and buys a new one...oh fucking well...now i have something to hit with a baseball bat or set on fire ( Read more... )

it's complex and interesting.

because I once took a strangers phone at a uhaul storage space
and laughed about it and smashed it

my phone got stolen today I left it lying around mcdonalds where anyone could just pick it up

but I intend to bust them

because I never got caught

and it would only be fair if I got my phone back you know?

And some guy in drive-thru says to me, "yeah i come here everyday" My jaw dropped and i handed him his money back and piled food into his car because he was special.