I really wish...

[nominatissima]

 That my mother's boyfriend wouldn't make constant allusions to their sex life in the Christmas letter

Comments

[lepetitchanteur]

I'll help you find a way to intercept it. That just sounds horrible. Why would they put all that sort of thing into a Christmas letter? Nothing "Christmasy" about poking fun at people's mental health or accusing someone of being a prostitute. Unless that's how her boyfriend celebrates Christmas.

[nominatissima]

His way of celebrating Christmas involves a lot of masturbatory self-gloating and exaggeration of his own lacklustre achievements.

[_corvex_]

Oh no, no, there's no way I'm letting you intercept it. This letter must read out loud in all of its glorious details.