020 - OH HELL NO.

[nominepatris]

Attention, assholes:

The owner of Devil May Cry is not on the property so stay the fuck out of my shop. Violators of this will be shot repeatedly in the head, and fed to the giant three-headed dog out back. KTHXPLZDIE.

- Dante Sparda
Owner and Operator of Devil May Cry

EDIT: Fuck it. I'm going back. HELL NO, NO ONE IS TAKING MY SHIT. Vergil?

Comments

[stars_valentine]

Grumpy, much?

[nominepatris]

YOU. YOU STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY SHOP.

[stars_valentine]

I wouldn't want to go to your stupid shop anyway.
I suggest you take some midol.

[makou_interrupt]

I have to bold every other word to show I am serious, or else people wont take me at face value.

( ooc; Sorry I couldn't help it XD )

[nominepatris]

Suck it, bitch. Fucking TRY me.

((ooc; *snicker*))

[teh_genki]

Um...didn't plan on it?

[nominepatris]

ZOMG WAS THAT DIRECTED AT YOU??!!11one

FUCKING DUMBASS.

[teh_genki]

((ooc: wow, he IS grumpy.))

Hmph. Don't judge me until you meet me in person and then feel free to do so. I don't know where your shop is anyway but if I find it, I'll steer clear, okay?

[nominepatris]

((ooc; >.> I think he's got plenty of reason to be, personally.))

Whatever. You act like I WANT to meet you in person. PLEASE. Keep your fucking happy ass nose outta my business, twit.

[lone_sacrifice]

I can do bold fonts too!

[devilhuntress]

Ho-hum.

Would you like me to tell the Golfing Troupe not to enter, and not to allow anyone else to enter?