Gay Hunters - A Destiel Week Parody
Original song is Gay Pirates by Cosmo Jarvis. Kudos to Grace because I'd left this one unparodied despite its potential until she passed me a Castiel version of the chorus in English Class. Then since it was Destiel week and all I thought why not go the whole hog. Dean's pov.
The fires of hell are burning, there's chains across my back
But I don't want to pay the price that gets me off the rack
And you pulled me out
You're my land ahoy
And I'm sick of being beaten and whipped and lashed all day
I gave in and I let another soul go in my place
Then you pulled me out
You're my land ahoy
Yeah you're my boy
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
We're both from fucked up families, but your bros are the dicks
I don't like what I'm hearing about the apocalypse
They want to wear our skins
But you can protect us
And Castiel please listen because your doubts are on track
So if I'm gonna save the world I know you have my back
They want to wear our skins
But you can protect us
You're the angel I love
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
Your brothers found out bout us and 'bout your rebellion
They're pissed but if that's heaven man I'll live a life of sin
And I'm yours you know
And I'll love you still in hell
Your choice to help condemned you, heaven's no more your home
But team free will is fighting and together we will go
And I'm yours you know
And I'll love you still in hell
And down we fell
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
We deserve much better than we've had
I even went as far as performing it to a camera.
The fires of hell are burning, there's chains across my back
But I don't want to pay the price that gets me off the rack
And you pulled me out
You're my land ahoy
And I'm sick of being beaten and whipped and lashed all day
I gave in and I let another soul go in my place
Then you pulled me out
You're my land ahoy
Yeah you're my boy
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
We're both from fucked up families, but your bros are the dicks
I don't like what I'm hearing about the apocalypse
They want to wear our skins
But you can protect us
And Castiel please listen because your doubts are on track
So if I'm gonna save the world I know you have my back
They want to wear our skins
But you can protect us
You're the angel I love
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
Your brothers found out bout us and 'bout your rebellion
They're pissed but if that's heaven man I'll live a life of sin
And I'm yours you know
And I'll love you still in hell
Your choice to help condemned you, heaven's no more your home
But team free will is fighting and together we will go
And I'm yours you know
And I'll love you still in hell
And down we fell
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
Yo ho castiel
Let's go far away
Somewhere where your brothers won't be mad
Yo ho castiel
I wanna love you good
We deserve much better than we've had
We deserve much better than we've had
I even went as far as performing it to a camera.