What's This? (a discovery of fanfiction)
Another parody of a The Nightmare Before Christmas song. This time it's of What's this? and it's about - well, the title is pretty self-explanatory.
What's this? What's this?
There's fangirls everywhere
What's this?
Head canons going spare
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up Kat this isn't fair
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's nothing here but porn
What's this?
Their stamina is
Something quite amazing
how they bend deserves a praising
Have I possibly gone crazy?
What is this?
What's this?
There's hunters throwing snowballs
Instead of chopping heads
There's bloggers and detectives
And absolutely no one's dead
They're cuddly and cutesy
Oh I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside
Oh, look
What's this?
These well-known enemies, they kiss?
Why that looks so unique, inspired!
And though they only fight in the real story
It is clear they both admire -
What's this?
What's this?
Right here, gender non-binary, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
They've written such a vast array of things
Exploring possibilities
Which brings a smile to everyone
And though the grammar's sometimes wrong
This looks like fun
What is dub-con
And what are these things they call ships?
What's this?
Oh my, what now?
For a big bang I see
And well, they took that literally
No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside this AU
What's this?
The happiness is missing
Only nightmares can be found
Instead of fluff there seems to be
This angsting all around
It breaks my heart to read
This traumatising tragedy
But I am hooked and hope
That it at least ends happily
The sights, the sounds
The description set to astound
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside the canon's filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it oh I want it
Oh I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this thing that I have found?
What it this?
Fanfiction? Hmm...
What's this? What's this?
There's fangirls everywhere
What's this?
Head canons going spare
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up Kat this isn't fair
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's nothing here but porn
What's this?
Their stamina is
Something quite amazing
how they bend deserves a praising
Have I possibly gone crazy?
What is this?
What's this?
There's hunters throwing snowballs
Instead of chopping heads
There's bloggers and detectives
And absolutely no one's dead
They're cuddly and cutesy
Oh I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside
Oh, look
What's this?
These well-known enemies, they kiss?
Why that looks so unique, inspired!
And though they only fight in the real story
It is clear they both admire -
What's this?
What's this?
Right here, gender non-binary, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
They've written such a vast array of things
Exploring possibilities
Which brings a smile to everyone
And though the grammar's sometimes wrong
This looks like fun
What is dub-con
And what are these things they call ships?
What's this?
Oh my, what now?
For a big bang I see
And well, they took that literally
No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside this AU
What's this?
The happiness is missing
Only nightmares can be found
Instead of fluff there seems to be
This angsting all around
It breaks my heart to read
This traumatising tragedy
But I am hooked and hope
That it at least ends happily
The sights, the sounds
The description set to astound
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside the canon's filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it oh I want it
Oh I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this thing that I have found?
What it this?
Fanfiction? Hmm...