Fairytale of the Winchesters
aka "A Very Supernatural Christmas" to the tune of "Fairytale of New York"
Christmas parody which is a present for Flo as part of our GISHWHES Team's Secret Santa
Dean, Sam, Both
It is Christmas Eve, Sam
In this small town
And the demon said to me, won't see another one
I don't do Christmas songs
I still prefer rock tunes
But can we celebrate
My last year with you
Aren't we the lucky ones
We're always on the hunt
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
Indulge me Sammy
I am running out of time
But your dreams can come true
In your car and in bars
You're a tool and a whore
But to me you've been carer
From when you were four
When you first replaced Dad
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Santa was coming for me
You were lying
You were Bratty
So Whiny and Chatty
And we both listened out for
Our Dad coming home
You stole presents for me
Though it was a Barbie
You gave me the necklace
I wear day and night
And a little human sacrifice
Means Pagan Gods to slay
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bitch
You're a jerk
Don't you give me that smirk
There's a price on your head; you should have left me dead
What choice had I, brother
You left me no other
If we don't get out fast
This will be both our last
And we'll be the human sacrifice
If we can't get away
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
You could have been someone
Well so could anyone
I had my dreams to leave
Then came back to you
Well I kept them with me Sam
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
And a little human sacrifice
Means Pagan Gods to slay
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
A recording of this can be heard on tumblr and soundcloud, too.
Merry Christmas!
Christmas parody which is a present for Flo as part of our GISHWHES Team's Secret Santa
Dean, Sam, Both
It is Christmas Eve, Sam
In this small town
And the demon said to me, won't see another one
I don't do Christmas songs
I still prefer rock tunes
But can we celebrate
My last year with you
Aren't we the lucky ones
We're always on the hunt
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
Indulge me Sammy
I am running out of time
But your dreams can come true
In your car and in bars
You're a tool and a whore
But to me you've been carer
From when you were four
When you first replaced Dad
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Santa was coming for me
You were lying
You were Bratty
So Whiny and Chatty
And we both listened out for
Our Dad coming home
You stole presents for me
Though it was a Barbie
You gave me the necklace
I wear day and night
And a little human sacrifice
Means Pagan Gods to slay
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bitch
You're a jerk
Don't you give me that smirk
There's a price on your head; you should have left me dead
What choice had I, brother
You left me no other
If we don't get out fast
This will be both our last
And we'll be the human sacrifice
If we can't get away
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
You could have been someone
Well so could anyone
I had my dreams to leave
Then came back to you
Well I kept them with me Sam
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
And a little human sacrifice
Means Pagan Gods to slay
While the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
A recording of this can be heard on tumblr and soundcloud, too.
Merry Christmas!