A collaboration between Matthew and I:
let me intraduze to you the unstroppable, the unforgivable lyrical mastah coming to BLAST NOIZE, MC BLASTOISE

I'ma Hydro Pump your ass outta hurr/ Nigga Please/
Then i'ma hyrdo bump your hoe, in the reah/ Nigga Please/
Can't you see?/I'm evolution times three?/
Spray it in hurrr face!
Venusaur/All you got's a Penis-sore/
your hoes all leach onto my seed, bitches for free/
solar beam/ you'd look better as a Nidoqueen/
yo what up Chari-Z/you ain't no P-I-M-P/
flamethrowah, please, don't even get pushy/
I'ma blast that ass like I sucked yo mom's pussy/
freestyle!
yo your hos on the street/skeet skeet/I see them snort a gram/
suckin' dicks doin' tricks like alakazam

Just becuz you're psychic/ girl/
don't mean I have to like it /poliwhirl/
you try that shit on me/ you end up in the air like butterfree/
gettin high/ then gettin low/ goin' down all up on me/
your spores ain't nothin compared to my skeet/
Prof. Oak's tryin hard/ but he's busy n' shit
But the viridian forest is where his hoes give him tit
surf fly flash cut/we know all the stuntz
and geodude rollin' up some phat ass bluntz

P-p-p-pick it uppppppp
Mmm, eeveee you a nasty thing/
going any which way/
cold/hot/lightning/
I ain't ever forget/ how spent I get/
feeding you evo. stones/so you stay down on my bone
yo trainer
yeah you in the red hat
you think i'm gonna listen to some fuckin' hick (Oh, Oh)
you gonna be the very best at suckin' my dick (No, No)
you ain't got shit, but you know how we spends (Bling, Bling)
when I'm rollin' into pallet in my solid gold benz (Ding ding ding!)

Y'all got some moves but no pp/ if you don't got that, the bitches will flee/
but if you can't cope, that's cool and it's fine/
all your Nidoran bitches can come over and be mine
gastly/ you lookin' pretty vastly/
where that at/ you got fat/ I'ma skeet in your hat
and kakuna/ your times comin' soonah/
even if you harden fast/ I'ma blow it out your ass
and abra/I'm gonna stab ya
Teleport won't save ya /your crib is now my mange-ah

Hey there Misty/bring along your Starmie/
You know how we do it in Bill's PC/
Those trainer punks are trying to catch us all/
but If I have any say/ they be all up in my balls.
He's all Representin' like that.