Rumors of my death...

[nomudbloods]

I take a vacation out the country and suddenly no one remembers who I am.

France, for those of you who care, was something. Monty's convinced she's cured me of dislike for all things French --'cept for her-- and that shows what she knows. Me, I'm happy to be back in jolly England, being a loyal subject of the Queen, me. Plus the pubs here are

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[nomudbloods]

I told you I wasn't bald.

Or it means I need a haircut. I dunno. Monty kina likes it. She gets grabby when

[nomudbloods]

Ah, Bella. You don't know how much I've missed this English hospitality. It's good to be home.

Dolohov

[mortal_sand]

I think that means that you haven't heard of soap yet, but I'll come and have a look.

Also that means 'I am a beautiful frog'.

Hair is scary, but at least you're not easy to spot anymore.

Re: Dolohov

[nomudbloods]

Still not funny, I see. Oh well. Some things don't change.

It's just the Mark, mate. Everything else is fine. It burns like fire.

...That's French humor, is it?

It's unrully as hell. I can't help checking the mirror every five minutes.

Re: Dolohov

[mortal_sand]

As I said, I'll have to have a look, but it could just have got infected or something. Or he could really be angry.

I figure, yes.

And the real, vain Dolohov comes out...

Re: Dolohov

[mortal_sand]

I'll have to have a look, but it sounds like it's infected. Or, he really, really hates you.

Apparently, it is.

And wow, the real, vain Dolohov emerges.

[twinkle_toes__]

They taught you what!? Je les tuerai ! Ces bâtards ! J'ai dit leur d'être gentil et leur---

I love your hair. It's sexy. Don't you dare change it. What I say counts so everyone else who disagrees can bugger off! You're mine.

((YOUR BACK!! *clings* WITH A NEW PRETTY PB! Although he's fucking CRAZY in the Perfume movie. We should chat. :D <3 MISSED YOU!))

[nomudbloods]

Took a hard time learning the pronounciation though. Um. Couldn't catch that last bit, love.

If you say so. It keeps getting ruffled, I don't know what to do with it. Can't disagree with being yours.

((I'm back! Missed this place! ^_^ And Perfume was fricking great!))

[twinkle_toes__]

Don't say that. Ever. They think they're funny.

And I do say so. Leave it ruffled! No you can't!

Um, are you talking to who I think you're talking to?

((We missed you! FUCKED UP. AWESOME. But FUCKED UP!))

[nomudbloods]

Ah. All right. Well, at least I make your family laugh.

But it looks messy. And you keep messing it up!

What? Who?

[angiewilkes]

You look like an idiot.

[nomudbloods]

Your mum looks like an idiot.

[angiewilkes]

You wish my mum was stupid, so that she'd do you.

[nomudbloods]

So I look like an idiot without hair and I look like an idiot with. Which one is it?

[huyebumf]

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