Comments | non_curo: It must be posted.

non_curo

It must be posted.

Nov 04, 2005 14:39

http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/dontjerk.htm

This touched me in ways I could only imagine. O_O

Seriously, check it out, you guys. You'll die laughing.

(Or, you'll be so horrified that you'll wet yourself).

Comments 8

caitiffchoir777 November 4 2005, 22:12:59 UTC

L M A O

punkerbabe November 4 2005, 23:51:16 UTC

Stupid post! Made me horny! Dammit I had to masturbate!

Just kidding! LMAO! I think that had to be the dumbest thing I've ever read!

non_curo November 6 2005, 16:14:48 UTC

I'm still trying to figure out if it was satire or serious. O_o

punkerbabe November 8 2005, 01:36:37 UTC

satirical

non_curo November 8 2005, 22:40:42 UTC

We can hope and pray.

shiek_2002 November 5 2005, 10:08:22 UTC

I read a total of 10 lines throughout the whole article, and I imagine that it is sufficient to understand the whole thing.

...

Lawl

crazy_ta November 5 2005, 15:36:43 UTC

...That kinda makes me want to masturbate more... *goes off to do so*

crazy_ta November 8 2005, 22:41:08 UTC

Ed!