In 9-14 days I will have a nice chunk of change in my bank account. Which will be nice being that it will be shortly after getting back from vacation.

I love adding bananas to cereal. It's like adding fresh and healthy marshmallows.

Both cat and dog are getting fixed right now. How sad for them. How great for me.

How many times are movie producers going to use the same joke of someone saying, "say hello to my little friend," and a midget steps out with a gun. Fucking lame already.

I don't really have much to say. Yesterday I had a little get together. Smoked enough for New Zealand to be high for a week. I'm off probation completely starting as of today. One hour into it. Doo doo do dooo do. Got tickets to Florida at the end of the month. Driving to Mardi Gras from there. Gonna be bad ass.

Went and played paintball today. It was pretty kick ass. Paintball and shotguns and rifles. My left ear has been ringing all day. I can't hear out of it anymore. I hope my hearing comes back. Steaks afterward. Driving home from sherman a little drunk. Not as bad as coming back from Oklahoma in my truck... :]

Mario Galaxy rules.

86% Bill Richardson
83% Barack Obama
83% Chris Dodd
82% John Edwards
81% Mike Gravel
77% Hillary Clinton
76% Joe Biden
76% Dennis Kucinich
49% Rudy Giuliani
45% John McCain
36% Ron Paul
36% Mike Huckabee
35% Mitt Romney
29% Tom Tancredo
28% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

Ok. I think I had some weird flash back acid thing or something... I got in the shower. My mind started racing. It's still racing. Evolution: I'm outside of my head. Staring in. It was like I was Oscar and I had a leash on myself. But was still connected. Since there is no God we evolve. I had a real fuck you God moment. The way we have evolved ( Read more... )

Just took my piss test. The guy that was standing behind me watching was saying that my creatine levels looked diluted. They may call me in for another piss test. I told him I'm off on the 17th. He was shocked that they were making me pee. He said even if it does come up positive, the court will throw it out. Waste of tax payer dollars. But I think ( Read more... )

Oh man. Hang over from hell today.

I had a shit ton of wine last night. Jarod and I went to Milan's house and followed him to 2 different parties and then came back to the house and played poker with my two roommates. It was pretty rad. I just feel like shit today.