[locked to Celestial Being (+Lyle)]

[nonesodangerous]

Welcome back.

I want full reports of what happened over the weekend in my inbox within the next two hours. From everyone. That includes you, Lyle Dylandy

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[bare_my_fangs]

Mission Report

So I woke up in this strange house in the buttfuck of nowhere. Went exploring. Found your kid - Mileina, or whatever her name is - and the Colonel together in one of the the rooms. I would have killed him but she interrrupted - I dunno if it was the whole 'protecting civilians' thing or whether he just liked the kid but he stepped in fron of her when he saw my knives. Probably the second one because he wouldn't let up even when she was all 'I know him! He's a good guy deep down inside' - which-- yeah, I fucking know, right? Anyway, seconds later, your boytoy burst in with his gun out, like he was just standing in wait for a distress call - Bitchtits was with him - and tried to difuse the situation like a good little boyscout. Meanwhile Smirnov was putting two and two together and getting oh shit - which, you know, was partly because none of you could keep your goddamn mouths shut - you just had to go and introduce yourselves - and called us out on the whole CB thing - the Gundam in the back sure as hell didn't help.

[ihave_control]

Understood. I tried not to speak at all, really, but it's possible that he managed to hear me at some point.

[not_that_lockon]

No rest for the wicked, huh?

[majorhacker]

What is it?