So. I live in Oak Park now.  And the local KFC has bulletproof glass thicker than my hand.

What, me worry?

R.I.P. Gary Gygax, creator of D&D. The man responsible for my discovery of my creativity, and my belief that the world can be whatever you imagine it to be.

Happy New Years. Hope everyone is having a fun and safe night, surrounded by loves ones.

Happy Birthday, ( Read more... )

Tonight, I took my mom out for dinner and a movie, for her birthday.  Which went great.

Until I lost my wallet, and the $100 in it.  Yeah for being fucked again.

I am officially offering One Soul, in good condition, in exchange for good teeth that will never cause me pain again.  Please respond to this offer soon.

Mike

P.S. Other deities feel free to apply.

FROM THE DESK OF MR SALIF KOUME
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend,

I am the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$7m dollars (SEVEN MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account that ( Read more... )

So, I found a dentist that sets up payment plans, and went there for X-rays, and to set up root canals. Today, unfortunately, I found out I don't have good enough credit for the plan, so they want half of the money up front before I do the first surgery. On the bright side, that would only be 1/4 of the total bill. On the down side, I don't have ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Farheen!

My cell phone has been disconnected. Couldn't pay the bill this month, but hopefully I'll turn it on again soon. In the meantime, I can still check messages by calling my phone, in case you leave me one. Otherwise, you can contact me online, or by calling my house phone. Don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them.