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[nonewbsickness]

Any information that anyone has about this ship would be greatly appreciated. And if anyone has seen a small girl who looks about 5 or so with golden curls, could you let me know?

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[lilyground]

Oh, hi! That girl probably isn't here.

[nonewbsickness]

What do you mean she isn't here?

[Careful. Angry vampire is angry.]

[lilyground]

[Haven't you read the Handy-Dandy Failboat Survival Guide?]

Umm, the captain usually doesn't bring people you know. What's her name?

[nonewbsickness]

[OF COURSE NOT. Survival guides are for non-sparkly mortals like yourself.]

Reneesme. And what's that supposed to mean. Edward is here...

[farfairersoul]

Well of course any information would be appreciated. Everyone says that. It does not really amount to much in the end.

[Unless you have connections.]

As far as I know, the number of children on this ship could be counted on one hand, and none of them are particularly close to that age. If you happened to misplace your own brat on board, I suppose I should wish you luck in locating her.

[But that's as close as he's gonna get to actually doing it.]

[nonewbsickness]

[You didn't read the Don't Piss off Angry Vampire Mothers Guide did you?]

She is not a brat.

[farfairersoul]

[Nah, he's been too busy tending to his concussed secret boyfriend.]

...Let us see.

Under the age of about, oh, fourteen? Female? Most likely a roundear?

[Pause, as though he's factoring all that together.]

Yes, I believe the correct term is brat.