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[nonexistantboy]

I have the most annoying job in the world. It is imperative I get a new one, or else I might rip my own face off. With my bare hands. Or my bear hands. I'll cut off my current hands and surgically attach two bear claws, for the only purpose of ripping my own face off.

Comments

[stars_fall_down]

uh, more annoying than shaw's?

I THINK NOT!

or uh, you know, you could always come back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[nonexistantboy]

*HUURRRRAAAAACCHHHHHHHH!!!

Do you know what that sound was? That was the sound of me vomiting in my throat, then choking to death on it.

[stars_fall_down]

that's kind of a sad noise. also, I just fully read your post, and you get an a plus plus for the whole bare/bear thing. I was pretty entertained by it.

[angrymonkey626]

It's it ironic? Hehehe

[phateisathand]

I think metal claws would be more effective, maybe with GI joe Kung Fu grip?

[nonexistantboy]

I will crush them with the crushing.