There's a website called http://halo.bungie.org that is holding a contest for whoever can carve the best Halo-themed pumpkin. Basically, if you win, you can have the guy that does the voice of the Master Chief, or the guy that does the voice of 343 Guilty Spark say your voicemail greeting. ( Read more... )

How can somebody pee on the top of a urinal?

That's just gross.

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I love my job. Yesterday I wore a red cape and a kings crown the whole night, and nobody even questioned it. Pictures to come later. Today I think I'll wear the crown again with a lone ranger mask...

I got a wind up penis for my birthday.

Cool?

back, by poopular demand...


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This is what you get...


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So chiggidy-check this out. The o2 sensor on my car went, and I had to get it replaced. So I brought it to the dealership and said ( Read more... )

Oh, Progeria
Are you old or are you young?
Please make up your mind

Oh yea, and you need to get this program, it's the BEST time killer when your bored on a computer
http://kh.google.com/download/earth/index.html