10 Tips To Improve Your Sex Life

[nongttaengi]

[Title] 10 Tips To Improve Your Sex Life
[Pairing] Kyuhyun / Hankyung
[Rating] R
[Genre] Smut, humor (I hope)
[Word Count] 3,290
[Author's Note] I got this prompt off the Prompt Generator (though it was 10 Tips To Improve Your Relationship), and ideas immediately started springing into my brain, so I had to write it. I'm certainly not one to pass up

Comments

[discodrop]

sadly i have no words for this because you left me speechless, though this is like total win.

& one more thing..
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS, GODAMNIT&hearts

[zoolooney]

**Dies laughing** Sex tips. From a magazine. ROTFLOL.

I adored reading all the ways the tips went wrong for Kyu and Han. And that last bit, with Hankyung getting frustrated and all dommy and hot. ♥♥♥

Thankyousoverymuchforwritingthis~!! XD

[eri_chu]

OMG xD You shouldn't read this when you're about to go to school and you'd probably think about this the whole day xD

[cutiemin]

Now this is what I call crack~
BEST CRACK EVER.
I couldn't stop laughing. xD
I swear you killed me twice!

[nongttaengi]

D: can I revive you twice?

[cutiemin]

Very possible.

I get to live every time you update.
But then its back to dying lol

[skittles]

THIS. THIS WHOLE THING. WAS JUST. ABSOLUTE. 100%. FUCKING. AMAZING.

“Well, we’re already in a band.”

“And I already check out your moves.”

“So…you’re the elf princess?”

“Not on your life.”

By far my favorite part (I woke my cousin up, I was laughing so hard--I really need to get out of that habit :|), but omg, this whole thing was so full of LAWLZ and wonderful lines and just boys being stupid, stupid boys.

ILUSM. ♥♥♥

[nongttaengi]

Marlene said she would pay to see Kyuhyun dressed as the elf princess XD I actually got that from a magazine I remembered about from a couple years ago. (Not like I need sex tips - can't use tips when you don't have sex XD) In it, it said to try role playing, but that "we're not asking you to be Arwen and Aragorn," but how could I resist? More lolz that way.