10 Tips To Improve Your Sex Life

[nongttaengi]

[Title] 10 Tips To Improve Your Sex Life
[Pairing] Kyuhyun / Hankyung
[Rating] R
[Genre] Smut, humor (I hope)
[Word Count] 3,290
[Author's Note] I got this prompt off the Prompt Generator (though it was 10 Tips To Improve Your Relationship), and ideas immediately started springing into my brain, so I had to write it. I'm certainly not one to pass up

Comments

[arina_shinh]

OH GOD, this is so fcuking amusing!! I was already giggling when i read the title but I couldn't imagine that I would almost fall from my chairs... and it was a bad idea reading it at the office because I was trying not to laugh in my cubicle but it was so hard and my collegue kept asking what was wrong with me...

And when Kyuhyun started with his second tips... I was like, 'oh, god, no kyuhyun, you can't be serious...' ahahaha

this is most probably the most crackiest thing you have ever write?? (ah, I promise I would spend some times going through your journal this weekend....)

but for now, this just do me...

and I would like to think that you write this for me because I'm so fcuking love it and i don't care if you write this for someone else, I still think you write this for me...yah, you write this for me, right?? (sorry, caught with heechul's possessiveness act a bit... :D)

[nongttaengi]

:D Of course I wrote it for you! You're my wifey, after all! ♥ And don't worry - Heechul's possessiveness is part of what makes me love him.

So...where's the update for The Game? Hmm?

[arina_shinh]

It's been a week since I came back and I swear I've been opening the word doc everyday and type in 'Chapter 31' and it's been like that until today. I'm so stuck and I don't know if I can come up with something and have it posted before next week...

and then I came across with your wish list and saw the 'HankyungXLeeteuk Foreign Love' plot and I've been itching to write them (seriously the henry adorableness is really tempting) but I'm a teribbly slow writer and I don't know if I should get done with the Game first. I dunno.... *sad face*

[nongttaengi]

Awww...don't worry, I know what it's like to be stuck D: just take your time and get it out whenever you can ♥

Ooh, I do love me some Hanteuk 8D I wouldn't object to you writing it for me. *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge*

[xxivysaurus]

BAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

oh my god poor henry.
*giggles*

[she_devil666]

XDDD Such crack! I wonder who were "Dr. Kim and Dr. Jung" ^^ >:] I bet they don't have any problem in the bedroom! Poor Henry! To get such a message from Kyu 8D!

[dalpaengee]

XDDDD
so funny~

(I want to hear everything about the return-of-the-washing-machine-sex because just that first little bit was hot and iugwiuhvgwsuhcer)

also...HANKYU~!!!! ^-^
I love HanKyu.

[taylormercury]

I was so amused by this I forgot to comment sooner! THIS IS SO AMUSING. Not a pairing I'd usually go for but I don't even care, I love how Kyu was trying to use all the tips (ohmygod the tips as well, I swear I've seen things like that in girl-type magazines XD) and how EVERY SINGLE TIME Hannie misunderstood, because thats totally how it would go.

And Hannie was really really sexy at the end there ohmy *-* A+, YOU! :D

[nongttaengi]

I know! Hankyung/Kyuhyun isn't something I've ever even really thought of, but I got it on the prompt generator and couldn't help but do it. Right when I saw that prompt, ideas just went through my head, and I couldn't not write it. ♥

The role-playing one is actually something I saw in a magazine, only it said "we're not asking you to pretend you're Arwen and Aragorn" but I said "Oh, but I am!" and put it in there. lol.

I already got asked to write the "Return of the Washing Machine" sex. lol. Probably not, though. I have other things to be working on ;D

[taylormercury]

It worked for this! I am still amused hfjslfjska ohmy XDDD

HELLS YEAH. Now that would be some good roleplay plz 8D ahaha thats funny though xD

YOU DO. OTHER THINGS COME FIRST! I have decreed it as so! :33

[nongttaengi]

lol I won't deny that I would kill to see even a snippet of Hankyung and Kyuhyun attempting to roleplay Arwen and Aragorn. I can't stop laughing just thinking about it XD