you are on my radar

[nonicetrees]

So, I know I'm 25, and I should be aware of these things by now, but only yesterday did I finally find out what composes a cheese danish. And I was thoroughly disgusted, in a way. Do you people know about this? It's ACTUAL CHEESE, surrounded by sweetened pastry and sugar and icing and stuff. Just the idea of cheese + icing churns my loins, in a not

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[missaiyana]

Please dont feed her the drugs that you are OBVIOUSLY taking.

:/

weirdo.

come now

[arse_clown]

cheese is no exuse for execution

Re: come now

[nonicetrees]

OH YES IT IS

Re: come now

[arse_clown]

damn straight

[shadealexander]

There is a rumor that sailors in foreign places often go for a decent massage only to find that their member is eventually manhandled by the ladies or gents performing the massage.

I have this from a relatively reliable source. The problem is not necessarily the sexual intent implied and exhibited, but the fact that they do not TELL their patrons that this will occur.

~S

[nonicetrees]

Oh, i believe it... See, there's an entry I wrote a few months back about an odd experience I had getting my legs waxed. I left out the part where the lady rubbed baby oil all over my rump and such. It was... strange and offsetting...

[shadealexander]

Dude, you have MSN? Tried to catch you in game this evening to no avail.

~S

hey

[breanne2117]

sorry i have been lost. i am kinda broken, well have been but am on the mends so if i could call to catch up (need permission) that would be great. only problem is my palm pilot broke so your # again went with it. I am so sorry. So enough of the pathetic-ness, hope all is well and that i can talk to you soon, miss u and love u. -me

[daninicole1221]

...i like cheese danish... please dont hit me