I broke my brick

[nonnihil]

I cooked so hard today, I broke my brick. I had to pick bits of masonry out of the turkey.

Comments

[dolohov]

Damn.

I thought you kept it wrapped in aluminum foil?

[nonnihil]

It turns out that jagged bits of brick have the power to rip through aluminum foil. This is distressing to me: I am concerned that they may also be faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.

[dolohov]

Heh. Fancy that. I had thought that the brick had just crumbled -- this suggests something more energetic, which would have been kinda cool to see.

[ukelele]

Is that like rocking out? Air spatula? Smashing an electric brick on stage?

[tiurin]

Liquid oxygen barbecue!

[nuclearpolymer]

Good thing you weren't cooking with kryptonite.