i have horrific PMS (it seems to be getting worse as i get older. it never used to bother me, and now i pretty much leave civility behind for a week), so i drank some hot chocolate--cocahuatl-- in the style of the mayans, because i'm vain and didn't want the calories involved in europeanized cocoa, so now my tummy hurts and i feel even more bitchy.

You Are Marge Simpson
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I spent a lot of last night not quite knowing where, who or what I was. I think I whimpered a lot too. Scary things kept coming to visit me ( Read more... )

I'm not sick anymore. It feels so good to eat food again!!
Last night I dreamed that I managed to piss off everyone I love about as thoroughly as they could be pissed at me. It was scary.

I trimmed a cat's toenails today.
That was my crowning achievement.

tornado sirens are going off, and i really hope it is because it is noon on tuesday, because i can't turn my head to look out the window ( Read more... )

i have a lump the size of a lemon on the side of my face.
i don't know why.
it hurts.

You scored as fucken red neck. ewwww thats nasty

fucken red neck
67%
yoyo yo ninja
33%
WUT UP NINJA
28%
woo faygo
28%
your a fucking idiot
28%
are you my juggalo homie?
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Someone needs to write a good expressive piece of verse about the horrors of not being able to pass college algebra so i can post it here.