Comments | nonsenseisneat: Yum, air.

nonsenseisneat

Yum, air.

Jun 30, 2005 17:12

Happy Birthday Nicolas!
I will now ritualistically disembowel myself and offer my entrails to the gods as a sacrifice for your happiness on this day. It’s the best present I could hope to offer, enjoy.

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alessaundra June 30 2005, 22:43:59 UTC

*sigh*...you didn't do that for my birthday...

nonsenseisneat June 30 2005, 22:54:21 UTC

Well yeah, because it was both of our party. My fun would have been ruined if I had no innards. Sorry, maybe next year.

alessaundra July 1 2005, 05:03:22 UTC

understandable...i mean..i could have done the same for you eh?

Thank You obakemono_lives July 1 2005, 04:08:23 UTC

Thanks for the lovely gesture, dear, but unless you feel like you can shovel up those innards of yours and sew yourself back up, we're going to have a bit of a problem, because in my experience, relationships with fatally wounded and/or dead girls rarely ever last. And besides, how am I supposed to top this? All I did for your birthday was make you a mixtape.

Re: Thank You alessaundra July 1 2005, 05:04:00 UTC

next birthday lets all go to a pony ranch eh nick? haha

Re: Thank You obakemono_lives July 1 2005, 06:16:10 UTC

It's ok, I'm a pretty tough kid. I'm all sewn up and ready to go.

Re: Thank You nonsenseisneat July 1 2005, 06:41:05 UTC

I suppose I should log in before saying something, eh?

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Woot woot. bloodydecadence July 1 2005, 19:30:27 UTC

Hey look! It's Ellie. :) Hello Ellie. How're you?! I suppose it is fun to spill your innards for 'ze one 'ou love. Excellent.

Happy International Day 'O Slash! :)

hottiehothot13 July 4 2005, 01:57:11 UTC

Man, how long did it take you to get the font those colors? Happy fucking Birthday Nick. I hope it's a doozy.