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I was out in the back garden, enjoying the sunshine and reading the paper, when all of a sudden a McDonald's bag drops over the fence.
So I did what any normal person would have done, and chucked it back over.
There were then various unhappy noises, so I looked over and saw that I'd managed to cover the litterer's car window with what looked like Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce. "Gonnae find a bin!"
I sat back down, and someone's face popped back over the fence. "That wasn't very nice, was it?"
"Well there's a bin around the corner."
"I guess I'd have probably done the same..."
I looked over after they'd gone, and the car's still there, as is the rubbish (now scattered liberally around it). I'm a little bit worried now in case they get creative, and chuck a wheelie bin over - or in case I come back from the shops to find they've hilariously nicked my undies, which are hanging out to dry.
So I did what any normal person would have done, and chucked it back over.
There were then various unhappy noises, so I looked over and saw that I'd managed to cover the litterer's car window with what looked like Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce. "Gonnae find a bin!"
I sat back down, and someone's face popped back over the fence. "That wasn't very nice, was it?"
"Well there's a bin around the corner."
"I guess I'd have probably done the same..."
I looked over after they'd gone, and the car's still there, as is the rubbish (now scattered liberally around it). I'm a little bit worried now in case they get creative, and chuck a wheelie bin over - or in case I come back from the shops to find they've hilariously nicked my undies, which are hanging out to dry.