Applicatiotion
♥You♥
~Name: Van
~Birthday: 30 June 1953
~Sex: In a slump
~Lolcation: The People's Republic of Boulder
♥Favorites♥
~President: Salvador Allende
~Politician: Emiliano Zapata
~Bushism: "Potatoe" - oh wait, that was Dan Quayle. It's so hard to tell them apart.
~Conservative on LJ, why: I somehow have a hard time associating "Favorite" and "conservative. maybe rote?
~Lieberal on LJ, why: gangsta_ho_bag, because she keeps reminding me that there is something good about Texas
~LibertarianAnarchist on LJ, why: missnegativity, cause she's the Queen of Splitters
♥Questions♥
~Why do you belong in NUBH? I feel a shortage of snark.
~For whom did you vote in 2004? Kerry
~2000? Gore
~With which political party/affiliation do you align yourself? I am registered as a Democrat. But I think I'm a closet supporter of the International Judeo-Bolshevik Conspiracy
~If you had one billion dollars, what would you do with it?: Have illegal drugs shipped to certain administration officials at regular intervals.
~Can you perform any stupid human tricks? Does reciting π's digits to 14 places count? 3.14159265358979...
~If you could have dinner with any 3 people, living or dead, what would you serve? Saag paneer, a veggie curry, and possibly cheesecake for dessert.
♥Word Association♥
Clinton - Steamship
Bush - Two in the
Cheney - Lon
Begalla - witha lox anda creama cheese
CNN - (I have no TV - I'm drawing a blank here. Though I might draw a blank for this one anyway.)
njyoder - barf
♥Opinions♥
~George W. Bush: Bright as a fence post.
~liberal: Quit going there. Cringing was hurting my back and shoulders too much.
~teh Pope: The dead one: One should try to speak good of the recently dead. He's dead. Good.
The undead one: When is the Inquisition going to be back?
~The War on Iraq: "War" is used to justify fighting an "enemy". It's an occupation against the will of the Iraqi people, not a war. How would people in the US feel if there was a military occupying force here? Would they just act like sheep? Are the Iraqis expected to act like sheep?
♥Fill in the Blanks♥
~George W. Bush is a waster of oxygen.
~Laura Bush is a zombie. Poor thing.
~Absolutely no establishment of religion. Can't you read?
~Let’s go insert a "This law expires 23 seconds after it takes effect" clause on page 437 of any future version of the "Patriot" Act
~What happened to all the Republicans with whom you could actually discuss issues intelligently?
~I love all things that have to do with confusing people who think hierarchical organizations are in any way efficient.
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