♥You♥
~Name: Rachel
~Birthday: Soon! Get me presents!
~Sex: A lot, and quite well, I'm told.
~Lolcation: Hogtown, Turtle Island.
♥Favorites♥
~President: Hugo Chavez.
~Politician: Anyone involved in Taiwanese parliamentary brawls.
~Bushism: "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection - an election in Iraq at this point in history?"
~Conservative on LJ, why:
belt0033, because he reminds me of why I'm a radical leftie.
~Lieberal on LJ, why:
gangsta_ho_bag, because she does things like this when she's bored.
~Libertarian on LJ, why:
chuckmoulton (see LJDrama saga).
♥Questions♥
~Why do you belong in NUBH? Because I'm a godless Canuckistanian anarchist with big boobies.
~For whom did you vote in 2004? Olivia Chow.
~2000? I refused my ballot in 2000.
~With which political party/affiliation do you align yourself? Despite rumours that I'm a PFLP-groupie, I don't align myself with any political party. I usually vote NDP, though.
~If you had one billion dollars, what would you do with it?: Go underground and begin a Machiavellian plot to ferment worldwide revolution. If I was sober enough after the drinking binge.
~Can you perform any stupid human tricks? I can twist my arms all the way over my head. Pictures forthcoming.
~If you could have dinner with any 3 people, living or dead, what would you serve? My kickass curry if the three people were living; brains, if they were dead.
♥Word Association♥
Clinton George
Bush Cunt
Cheney Zombie
Begalla Who?
CNN Pravda
njyoder LOL
♥Opinions♥
~George W. Bush: Without him, I'd only have half as many LJ-entries. But the world would be a better place. I guess it'd be a fair trade-off.
~liberal: "Love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal!" It means something different and insulting up here.
~teh Pope: I like the Pope. The Pope smokes dope. Okay, I guess the new Pope doesn't, so that kinda sucks.
~The War on Iraq: Coulda seen that one coming. I think I won money in a bet, which actually makes me a war profiteer. Eeek!
♥Fill in the Blanks♥
~George W. Bush is a funny monkey.
~Laura Bush is probably an android of some sort.
~Absolutely no more use of the phrase "Islamo-fascist." Like, ever.
~Let’s go get drunk and burn something.
~What happened to all the love, baby?
~I love all things that have to do with kittehs!
♥Hot Pictures of Yourself♥