friend: i can tell u just from my freshman year if ur not optimistic about anything else, be glad u have friends...cuz dammit its living hell if ur depressed over something and without friends...thats the closest to killing myself i ever got ( Read more... )

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You are a sock.


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dear god this is boring

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Nat King Cole ( Read more... )

wow shit is funny ( Read more... )

i am offended by the sex scores

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.