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[noodge_snail]

Me: Hey Mom Its Ok If I Move Back Home Right?
Her: Where Do You Expect Me To Put My BowFlex.
Me: You're Fucking Kidding Me....
Her: No
Me: You Let Jonny Move Back In But Now You're Putting The Bowflex Ahead Of Me Having A Place To Live.
Her: Well Where Am I Supposed To Put It

I Feel FUCKING WonderFul

Comments

[silent_casualty]

thats fucking messed up. throw the bow flex away when shes not looking. then she'll have to let you in.

[obscuresque]

Shouldn't you be allowed to go back since you're younger than Johnny and all? parents are GAY.

[b_e_wastedpaint]

Her: Well Where Am I Supposed To Put It

You: Up your ass, you worthless bitch?

[ghostbusta]

Damn that is weak.....do your parents smoke anything?